Happy F*cking Birthday Tall Party Straws

The Happy F*cking Birthday line of partywares is approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the "Official line of adult-themed disposable paper products of 2022." This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 high-quality paper 8-inch straws with glittering f*ck you fingers. Turn your next ordinary party into a f*cking high-class function with any of our fine paper products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy F*cking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games, and more!